LOONTOWNs RESIDENT APPROVAL CHECK

1) Check here if you are overtly critical
2) Check here if you are on top of that apolitical
3) Check here if you want things perfect at least for a start
4) Check here if you don´t give a serious fart
5) Check here if you are goddamn judgemental
6) Check here if you are hyperventilating temperamental
7) Check here if you are more than demanding
8) Check here if you knew it would be a crash landing
9) Check here if you think living equals dissatisfaction
10) Check here if you don´t believe in personal interaction
11) Check here if you stamp people as if they were naught
12) Check here if you believe you don´t fit a lot
13) Check here if you have feelings of utter disdain
14) Check here if you think all cats belong on a chain

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Checked 0-2 times - are you sure you are alive?
Checked 2-4 times - you out to be living in Maine
Checked 4-6 times - you out to be living in Shanghai
Checked 6-8 times - you out to be living in Wyoming
Checked 8-10 times - you out to be living in Ostfriesland
Checked 10-12 times - you out to be living in New York
Checked 12-14 times - you out to be living in Loontown